Lighter take on thoughts in a runner's mind while running long distance,
mostly practice runs
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This is not worth it, completely not worth it, I
should have gone for the cards party last night.
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Gosh am I turning darker in skin color?
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My knee, there is pain, cant last another kilometer
can it ?
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Why am I doing this? What have I ever achieved
by doing this.
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Oh shucks, I forgot to wear the deodorant , now
what
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I am sure every other work-out is more fun than
this boring routine, I need to make it sound cooler.
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“ Kattapa ne Bahubali ko kyun Maara”
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I really wanna have paranthas for breakfast today, or should I ?
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Whats wrong in doing two kilometers less than
last week.
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It’s the toughest run, last week the weather was
better.
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I need better running gear, man those other guys
look so good and run like demons. Someone get me better shoes, jerseys, socks.
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I need a break now, maybe another 500 mts
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A little slower won’t harm anyone puff puff.
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Shucks I forgot Vaseline, now for rashes.
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Gosh I should have started earlier, too much sun
too early.
· Cyclists are losers, running is the real thing. Harley gang is just fat men with money making noise.
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Should have only had one drink last night, not
worth the lethargy or the hangover, Laphroig was great nevertheless.
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“ A “ lost weight doing only Yoga, maybe its
time I change,
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I need better running shoes, shorts, socks, jerseys.
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We should migrate to a country with better roads
and lesser pollution, but who will hire me there L
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Gosh I hate street dogs, why does no body do
anything for it?
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Hey those guys are running all wrong, wrong
posture.
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I think I need a leak.
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Is Nike the app for me or should I try strava.
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Oh look at that gorgeous girl from our condominium,
time to increase the speed.
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But seriously “ Kattapa ne Bahubali ko kyun Mara”