Sunday, October 18, 2015

What does a Long distance runner really think while running ??




Lighter take on thoughts in a runner's mind while running long distance, mostly practice runs

·         This is not worth it, completely not worth it, I should have gone for the cards party last night.
·         Gosh am I turning darker in skin color?
·         My knee, there is pain, cant last another kilometer can it ?
·         Why am I doing this? What have I ever achieved by doing this.
·         Oh shucks, I forgot to wear the deodorant , now what
·         I am sure every other work-out is more fun than this boring routine, I need to make it sound cooler.
·         “ Kattapa ne Bahubali ko kyun Maara”
·         I really wanna have paranthas for breakfast today, or should I ?
·         Whats wrong in doing two kilometers less than last week.
·         It’s the toughest run, last week the weather was better.
·         I need better running gear, man those other guys look so good and run like demons. Someone get me better shoes, jerseys, socks.
·         I need a break now, maybe another 500 mts
·         A little slower won’t harm anyone puff puff.
·         Shucks I forgot Vaseline, now for rashes.
·         Gosh I should have started earlier, too much sun too early.
·      Cyclists are losers, running is the real thing. Harley gang is just fat men with money making noise.
·         Should have only had one drink last night, not worth the lethargy or the hangover, Laphroig was great nevertheless. 
·         “ A “ lost weight doing only Yoga, maybe its time I change,
·         I need better running shoes, shorts, socks, jerseys.
·         We should migrate to a country with better roads and lesser pollution, but who will hire me there L
·         Gosh I hate street dogs, why does no body do anything for it?
·         Hey those guys are running all wrong, wrong posture.
·         I think I need a leak.
·         Is Nike the app for me or should I try strava.
·         Oh look at that gorgeous girl from our condominium, time to increase the speed.

·         But seriously “ Kattapa ne Bahubali ko kyun Mara”

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